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Friday, September 19, 2008

Yaaaarrrrrr(n)!

You are The Cap'n!

Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Woman of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?

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The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

(Some poxy bilge rat stole my picture! When I find him I'll skewer him with my rapier and hoist him up on the mizzenmast!)

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! And if ye don't talk like the scurvy pirates ye are, I'll make ye swab the decks and walk the plank.

Yaarrrr(n)!

6 comments:

Ari said...

"Your buckle was swashed long ago..." has to be my favorite line! I'm just a regular pirate, arrr!

Sarah, Grand-Dutchess of Serendipity said...

first of all, you have too much time on your hands.
second, here's mine.(the good parts).

The Quartermaster (The ship’s disciplinarian). You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.

yarnpiggy said...

Aye, aye, Cap'n Quimby! Quartermaster Yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrnpiggy reportin' for me plunderin' duties!

(TBF on Sunday? LOL)

Mommylion said...

OH NO, I am missing Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! It is the next best 'holiday' next to Ground Hog's Day, in my opinion. Thanks for the reminder... :)

Barb said...

I got the same result as Sarah, GDoS.

That, um, would be me. Bat-shit crazy AND high maintenance.

Anonymous said...

You are The Quartermaster You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.

and why am I not surprised I am the same kind as the Grand-dutchess?