A typical conversation Chez Q, as heard tonight:
Mr.Q: Knitting makes you happy, doesn't it?
Moi: Yes, of course it does!
Moi: Except when it makes me want to stab my eyeballs out with my knitting needles.
Mr.Q: Don't do that!
Moi: As if I really would!
Moi: I'd get blood all over my yarn.