I got to the clinic seconds after they opened, and there were already a half-dozen people in the waiting room. I waited patiently for a half-hour, and I was finally called into the chamber of horrors to be voluntarily exsanguinated by a sadist.
OK, she wasn't that bad - she was even pretty OK, compared to some. But she just couldn't find a vein that was willing to give her what she wanted, and there was some rather uncomfortable poking and prodding and unusual angles attempted. Not that I blame the veins - it's not like they'd had coffee or anything! To add injury to insult, this was the result:
In homage to Rabbitch (feel better!) I asked Mr. "Geography-Head" Q if it looked like a country. He swears it looks like Togo. I think it kind of looks like a cave painting of an ant-eater. Or an aardvark! What do you think?
(P.S. - "ass-crack" of dawn isn't my line. I wish it were. I think it's brilliant! I don't remember who I got it from. Thanks, though. Also, I'm hoping that it will help my blog rating. It was "PG" last time I checked. Gotta do something about that!)