Pages

Saturday, March 7, 2009

FOs

Dad, if you're reading this before dinner tonight - don't take this the wrong way, but go away. Avert your eyes. All shall be revealed in the fullness of time, but please don't ruin the surprise. You can come back and visit tomorrow.





Shoo.






Mmkaybye.







Pssst....is he gone yet?

OK! Now I can show you the Herbology homework I finished last night. The assignment: knit something related to the Alihotsy plant, known for creating hysteria. Which pretty much describes the giggles I had when I came across this pattern:

I mean really, what's funnier than a knitted condom? (Besides the look on people's faces when they ask me what I'm knitting, and I tell them, totally deadpan. And then they realize I'm serious. Dudes, if I'd known knitting had this kind of shock value, I would (probably) not have shaved my head in high school. At least, not the second time.)

And yes, I do know that I can't really use it. (Though it is superwash. Just for the irony. It amuses me. Maybe a little too much, but it's been a long couple of weeks....)

11 comments:

~laurie said...

OH MY BOB! i love it lol.

I'm seriously going to have to check out the group now..

yarnpiggy said...

Dayum, that is excellent! I was thinking of doing the infamous penis chapstick cover...

beentsy said...

You are so cool! Brilliantly funny.

Anonymous said...

and they're ribbed - woo hoo!

(formerly) no-blog-rachel said...

Hot damn that's hilarious!

Sarah, Grand-Dutchess of Serendipity said...

Um, wow. That's, ah, what size are those?

Anonymous said...

The look on the waitress' face was quite a statement!
GD

Arctic Knitter said...

Holy crap - that's too funny! Hmmmmmm - our school district policy says we can't take real condoms out of the package during the sex ed curriculum; it doesn't say anything about a knitted condom! :0) Thanks for sharing!

Barb said...

See, I,in my Southern Prudery, did not want to comment on the size. I really didn't.

I have censors in my head, who knew?

Ari said...

wow! those are...umm....large!

Anie said...

toooooo funny!