Shoo.
Mmkaybye.
Pssst....is he gone yet?
OK! Now I can show you the Herbology homework I finished last night. The assignment: knit something related to the Alihotsy plant, known for creating hysteria. Which pretty much describes the giggles I had when I came across this pattern:
I mean really, what's funnier than a knitted condom? (Besides the look on people's faces when they ask me what I'm knitting, and I tell them, totally deadpan. And then they realize I'm serious. Dudes, if I'd known knitting had this kind of shock value, I would (probably) not have shaved my head in high school. At least, not the second time.)
And yes, I do know that I can't really use it. (Though it is superwash. Just for the irony. It amuses me. Maybe a little too much, but it's been a long couple of weeks....)
11 comments:
OH MY BOB! i love it lol.
I'm seriously going to have to check out the group now..
Dayum, that is excellent! I was thinking of doing the infamous penis chapstick cover...
You are so cool! Brilliantly funny.
and they're ribbed - woo hoo!
Hot damn that's hilarious!
Um, wow. That's, ah, what size are those?
The look on the waitress' face was quite a statement!
GD
Holy crap - that's too funny! Hmmmmmm - our school district policy says we can't take real condoms out of the package during the sex ed curriculum; it doesn't say anything about a knitted condom! :0) Thanks for sharing!
See, I,in my Southern Prudery, did not want to comment on the size. I really didn't.
I have censors in my head, who knew?
wow! those are...umm....large!
toooooo funny!
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