So it turns out that I am so bad at multitasking that - never mind walking and chewing gum - I can't even stand still and drink coffee at the same time. This morning, I was trying to finish the last of my (now-icy-cold) coffee when I missed my mouth and spilled it all down my chin, neck, and shirt. On the plus side: it's a black shirt, so no harm done. On the minus: I smelled like coffee all day. It was everything I could do to resist sucking on the fabric when I was dozing off on the bus home.
Guess today gets put on the list with the mailbox-meets-nose incident, and the time I was making photocopies & gave myself a paper cut on the edge of my nostril.