Yarrrrr, mateys! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
One of my not-so-secret dreams was to be a pirate. About as likely as being an astronaut, really, and probably a bit smellier. But there'd be rum! (Which I think I might have, actually, stashed somewhere...hmm!)
Avast, ye scurvy bilge-rats! Time to away anchor and get to swabbin' the decks! Yarrrr!