Lone pedestrian, wearing bright clothes and on foot in (grumpy) effort to win Eco-Wienie Badge, comes within scant inches of being creamed by Single Occupant Vehicle...which happens to be an extremely large Hummer....as it pulls into a gas station.
I almost walked back to key her vehicle when she was inside paying. Sometimes believing in karma really bites.
Thankfully, that unexploded Guiness is still in the fridge. I think I'll go put it to good use.